Jazz hands and some assembly required.
A bucket of chicken and an image of the Colonel is not my idea of a good time.
I bet she doesn't brush 3 times a day.
She's not a doctor. I'm glad she took the time to clear that up...
DIY with A Serial Killer
This shit genuinely creeped me the fuck out. Thank God he didn't pan right because I'm pretty sure we would've seen a dead hooker chained to the hot water heater.
Paper Towel Roll
"Honey, we're out of paper towels (and helium) again!!"
For those you who always wanted to fuck the world's largest pussy but could do without being repeatedly asked, "is it in yet?!"